Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Dear Mr. Larry,
With winter coming soon, I've been wondering about the future of bird-human relations. Will we continue to coexist in peace, or will we begin to compete for the warm spot next to the radiator?
Thanks,
Paul from Stanford


Dear Paul from Stanford,
What a interesting question. When there is a conflict between humans and birds, I bite a lot of fingers. I can't stand fingers. I'm not worried about the winter cold. I prefer to keep the thermostat at 69 degrees F. Also, I have some special feathers that help me stay warm just like my own personal down comforter. Thanks for writing!
-Larry Bird

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